Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...