How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
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On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...