Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...