What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...