This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...