Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...