Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...