Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...