yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...