Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...