The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Teaching the child
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A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...