Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Miscellaneous terms
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Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...