What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...