Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...