worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...