Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...