Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.