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Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
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Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Deadly disease
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Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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