Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...