Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...