Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...