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slugs leave a trail
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Star Warts!
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Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
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Pirate and Lost Body Parts
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Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Honeymoon Over
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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...