Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Possible IBM acronyms
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Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...