Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...