OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”