Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...