Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
An Internet Christmas
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Whale of a Time
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I deserve to be married
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How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
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Polak Plane Crash
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Thermometers
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Numbers equal zero
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Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
He is new to baseball
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