What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...