Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...