My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...