Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...