Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Pantsy Golfer
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The Letter D Pulls Out
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What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...