On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
I just needed to use your car
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How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...