An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”