Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!