Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...