Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...