Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...