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A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Italian Night Before Christmas
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If Timex ran Christmas…
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15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....