Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...