Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.