User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...