The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...