The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!