The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
SOTALLY TOBER
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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...