Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...