Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...