What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...