The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
ride it to hospital!
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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...