Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...